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Receding Hareline:

Since 1998, we have stumbled around the Greenville area of South Carolina consuming copious amounts of crappy beer.  So crappy, in fact, that those present for the first fifty or so hashes over the first 7 years of this kennel did all in their power to eliminate it from their memory.  This includes losing the sign in book.  Douches.

 

Past Hashes

 

10/21/17 #406 Heinous Fuckery Moste Foul - A Tail of Two Namings

Hares - Dixty9, NFHN Kierston, and NFHN Jonathan

(named Quarter Pound Her and Sprocket The Wonder Goat)

 

1015/17 #405 NFHN Chris' Naming!

Hares - Stare Masterbater and NFHN Chris (named Johnson In Johnson)

 

10//17 #404 Hash Not Found

Hare - Chew My Bacca

 

10/1/17 #403 UHHH Erections and 19th Anniversary Trail

Hares - Grampa YankMyDick

 

9/23/27 #402 Lone Bone's Trail of Debauchery!

Hares - Lone Bone and Pin Me Like A Couch Would

 

9/27/27 #401 Abandoned Warehouse Hash

Hares - My Sister Tastes Better & NFHN Melissa (named ABORT, ABORT, ABORT!)

 

9/9/17 #400 Upstate H3's 400th Hash!!!

Hare - Dixty9

 

9/1/17 #399 Upstate Leg of the Hobo Hash 2017

Hare - Grampa YankMyDick

 

8/26/17 #398 NFHN Christy's Naming!

Hares - Lone Bone and NFHN Christy (named Pin Me Like A Couch Would)

 

8/20/17 #397 Total Eclipse Prelewd Hash

Hare - Grampa YankMyDick

 

8/12/17 #396 Upstate Invasion of Asheville H3 Blue Dress

 

8/6/17 #395 Float The Salad

Hare - Naughty By Nature

 

7/30/17 #394 Sloshball - Charlotte vs Upstate

At Holmes Park, Greenville, SC

 

7/23/17 #393 Gonna Make You Sweat Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer

 

7/15/17 #392 NFHN Wendy's Naming!

Hares - Dixty9 and NFHN Wendy (named Accident Prone Bitch - APB)

 

7/9/17 #391 Woodside Village Pillage

Hares - Lovin' Dix Since 26 and Zero To Zorro

 

7/1/17 #390 Freedom Hash

Hares - Chew My Bacca and My Sister Tastes Better

 

6/25/17 #389 Poker Run

Hares - Zero Dark Squirty

 

6/17/17 #388 Not Your Father's Day Hash

Hares - Mama Hoes Best and First In Ass

 

6/11/17 #387 NFHN Harald's Naming!

Hares - Dixty9 and NFHN Harald (named Sicilian Family Portrait)

 

6/3/17 #386 In And Out Trail

Hares - Queefer Bi The Dozen and Nickel Bareback

 

5/18/17 #385 The Clover Trail

Hares - Dixty9 and Mama Hoes Best

 

5/19/17 #384 NC/SC Campout Weekend

Hares - Dixty9 and Mama Hoes Best

 

5/15/17 #383 Birds Fly South

Hare - Dixty9

 

5/6/17 #382 Revenge of the Sixth

Hare - Dixty9 

 

4/30/17 #381 NFHN Jay's Naming Trail

Hares - Dixty9 and NFHN Jay (named Wait Just A Midget)

 

4/15/17 #380 Chicken Chase

Chicken - First In Ass

 

4/9/17 #379 Lake Conestee Nature Park Hash

Hares - Dixty9 and Senior Spitizen

 

4/1/17 #378 Macho Man II

Hares - Dixty9, Penile Hubris, Dick Magnet

 

3/26/17 #377 - Gangsta III Pubcrawl

Hare - Mama Hoes Best (since Pink was hung over)

 

3/18/17 #376 - Leprecum Trail

Hares - VaCunt and NN Shari (named Stare Master Bater)

 

3/12/17 #375 - 2017 xRedx Dead Dress Run

Hares - Daily Newd and Grampa YankMyDick

 

3/4/17 #374 - BitchWarmer Golf Pros & Tennis Hoes

Hare - Bitchwarmer

 

2/26/17 #373 - NN Kacey Naming trail

Hares - Penile Hubris, Chew My Bacca, My SisterTastes Better, and 50 Shades of Cray

 

2/18/17 #372 - Anderson Hash

Hares - Naughty & Dynamite

 

2/12/17 #371 - The Greatest Shit Show On Earth
Hare - Penile Hubris



2/4/17 #370 - Onesie Hash

Hare - Call Me, Asshole

 

1/21/17 #369 - The Goose Drank Wine Hash

Hare - 10 In The Den

 

1/15/17 #368 - Naming Patrick

Hares - Dick Doc and NFHN Patrick (named Dynamite Comes in Small Packages)

 

1/7/17 #367 - Hashing Through The Snow

Hares - Dixty9 and NFHN Shari

 

1/1/17 #366 - New Year's Day Hangover Hash

Hare - Drives While Masturbating

 

About this time, There's A Small Child Inside Me is renamed Sounds Whorable

 

12/24/16 #365 - Mish Gets Over Her Commitment Issues

Hares - Uncle Fister and NFHN Mish (named Foam Finger Me)

 

12/18/16 #364 - Naughty Holiday Spirits

Hares - Antique Rub Show and Crown Dick

 

12/10/16 #363 - Reignbeer Run

Hares - Nickle Bareback and Queefer Bi The Dozen

 

12/4/16 #362 - Green Dress Run

Hares - Rubber Commando and Mama Hoes Best

 

11/26/16 #361 - We're All Mad Here

Hares - Three Hole Punch and NFHN Dawn (named 50 Shades Of Cray)

 

11/20/16 #360 - Chewy's Birthday trail

Hares - Chew My Bacca and NFHN Rebeccah (named There's A Small Child Inside Me)

 

11/12/16 #359 - Red, White, and Blue Cheese Hash

Hares - Bible School Dropout, Dixty9, and NFHN Heather Ann (named ?)

 

11/6/16 #358 - SUIT UP!

Hares - Grampa YankMyDick and NFHN Mike (named Zero Dark Squirty)

 

10/30/16 #357 - Haunted Halloween Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer and Mama Hoes Best

 

10/22/16 #356 - Naming Alan

Hares - Chew My Bacca and NFHN Alan (named My Sister Takes Better)

 

10/16/16 #355 - Girls Gone Wild!

Hares - Hammered And Nailed, Antique Rub Show, Thirsty Taco, and Queefer Bi The Dozen

 

10/9/16 #354 - Anniversary Hash: The Homecoming

Hare - Drives While Masturbating

 

9/24/16 #353 - NFHN Ken's Trail of Debauchery

Hares - Dixty9 and NFHN Ken (named Lone Bone)

 

9/18/16 #352 - The False Trail

Hare - Grampa YankMyDick

 

9/10/16 #351 - All The Times!

Hare - Dixty9

 

9/4/16 #350 - The Brunch Trail

Hare - Surprisingly Submissive

 

8/27/16 #349 - Gettin' Fisted At Pink N Stink's

Hare - Uncle Fister

 

8/24/16 #348 - Wednesday With The Douche

Hare - Summers Eve Douche

 

8/13/16 #347 - NFHN Kari and NFHN Patrick Get Named!

Hares - ChewMyBacca, NFHN Kari, and NFHN Patrick (she was named Naughty By Nature)

 

8/8/16 #346 - Big Bad Hash Bus

Hares - Rubber Commando, First In Ass, and Dixty9

 

8/7/16 #345 - Are We Doing This Or What?

Hares - Dixty9

 

7/30/16 #344 - SLOSHBALL!

Hares - Grampa YankMyDick

 

7/29/16 #343 - Shooting Star Trail

 

7/23/16 #342 - NFHN Anja's Naming!

Hares - Defenestration Evacuation and NFHN Anja (named Surprisingly Submissive)

 

7/17/16 #341 - Guest Hare

 

7/9/16 #340 - Marco Polo!

Hares - Bible School Dropout and Dixty9

 

7/3/16 #339 - Poison Ivy Trail

Hares - Penile Hubris and Chew My Bacca

 

6/25/16 #338 - Half Christmas Trail

Hares - Mama Hoes Best and Blewonder

 

6/19/16 #337 - Amber's Naming Trail

Hares - Rubber Commando and NFHN Amber (named How I Met My Mother's Dildo)

 

6/11/16 #336 - Harriets Stepping Up

Hares - Hammered And Nailed and 10 In The Den

 

6/5/16 #335 - Return to Travellers Rest

Hares - Bitchwarmer and Defestration Evacuation

 

5/22/16 #334 - Little Black Dress

Hares - Hammered And Nailed, Queefer By The Dozen, and Nickel Bareback

 

5/15/16 #333 - Pimple Rain and Code Red's On Out

Hares - Pimple Rain and Code Red (renamed Code Red, V.D.)

 

5/1/16 #332 - Stinko de Mayo

Hares - Pink N Stink and NFHN Robin (named Antique Rub Show)

 

4/17/16 #331 - The Zika Fucks Given Trail

Hares - Lovin' Dicks Since 26, Zero to Zorro, and Penile Hubris

 

4/9/16 #330 - pH's trail of fucks given

Hare - Dixty9

 

4/3/16 #329 - Macho Man Hash

Hares - Penile Hubris and Dixty9

 

3/26/16 #328 - Little Bunny Foo-Foo Wreaks Havoc on the Pack

Hare - Dixty9

 

3/20/16 #327 - Roper Mountain Mess

Hares - Blewonder and Penile Hubris

 

3/12/16 #326 - Daily Newd’s Not Dead Yet Birthday Hash

Hares - Daily Newd and Narcoleptic Noodle

 

3/6/16 #325 - Tennis Hoes and Golf Pro’s Pub Crawl

Hares - Bitchwarmer

 

2/28/16 #324 - Claudia’s Naming

Hares - Dixty9 and NFHN Claudia (named Vacunt)

 

2/20/16 #323 - Red Dress 2016

Hares - Penile Hubris and Dixty9

 

2/13/16 #322 - Valenshine’s Day Hash

Hares - Nickel Bareback and Queefer By The Dozen

 

2/7/16 #321 - Aquarius in Ur-Anus

Hares - Thirsty Taco and Dixty9

 

1/24/16 #320 - The Pink Awakens

Hares - That Guy and Penile Hubris

 

1/17/16 #319 - Sex in Twenty Hash

Hares - Penile Hubris and Hammered And Nailed

 

1/10/16 #318 - 10 in the Den's Birthday Bash

Hares - 10 In The Den and NFHN Terri (named Defenistration Evacuation)

 

1/1/16 #317 - New Years Day Hangover Hash

Hare - DWM

 

12/26/15 #316 - Rubber's End Of Year Hash

Hare - Rubber Commando

 

12/20/15 #315 - Jingle Balls (and Hashmas Social)

Hares - Pink N Stink, 1st In Ass, NFHN Alex (named No Thanks, I’m Gay)

 

12/12/15 #314 - Reindeer Run

Hares - Queefer By The Dozen and Nickel Bare Back.

 

12/6/15 #313 Green Dress 2015

Hares - Daily Newd & Pink N Stink

 

11/21/15 #312 - Turkey Trot Trail

Hare - Mama Hoes Best

 

11/14/15 #311 - Chicken Chase II

Chicken - Falls For Balls

 

11/1/15 #310 - Temple Of BOOM

Hares - Penile Hubris and Dixty

 

10/24/15 #309 - Invasion of Asheville's 300th!

 

10/18/15 #308 - NN Leslie's Naming Trail

Hares - DWM and NFHN Leslie (named Bible School Dropout)

Virgin Jenn named Falls For Balls

 

10/11/15 #307 - 17th Analversary Hash and Erections!

Hare - Grampa YankMyDick

 

9/20/15 #306 - The Return of Blewonder!

Hares - Blewonder and Daily Newd

 

9/13/15 #305 - Make-A-Wish Fundraiser

Hare - 10 In The Den

 

8/23/15 #304 - D9 Tagging the Town

Hare - Dixty9

 

8/9/15 #303 - Her Virgin Lay in the Upstate

Hare - Drives While Masturbating

 

7/31/15 - 8/2/15 Sloshball!

Hosted by Greenville H3

 

7/30/15 #302 - Blew Moon 

Hare - Summer’s Eve Douche

 

7/12/15 #301 - Chicken Chase

Hare - Farteen (Winner of short straw draw)

 

6/20/15 #300 - Main Trail

Hares - Dixty9 and Rubber Commando

 

6/19/15 #299 - Shooting Star Hash for #300 weekend!

Hareless!!

 

6/11/15 #298 - I Got This Covered

Hare - Rubber Commando

 

5/30/15 #297 - Sloshball Practice - GVL vs. Upstate

No hare

 

5/17/15 #296 - No Excuse Hash

Hare - Rubber Commando

 

5/10/15 #295 - Whine and Cheese Hash
Hare - Dixty9
 

5/3/15 #294 - Tentatively Not Divorced Hash

Hares - Grampa and Farteen

 

4/26/15 #293 - Rubber Commando Saves The Day!

Hare - Rubber Commando

 

4/4/15 #292 - Fool Moon Hash

Hare - Grampa
 

3/29/15 #291 - Farteen's Bigger Adventure

Hares - Farteen & NFHN Cassie (named Crown Dick)


3/15/15 #290 - Steak and a Blowjob Day! 

Hare - Pink N Stink

 

2/22/15 #289 - Pole Position! 

Hare - Pole Dancer

 

2/8/15 #288 UHHH Red Dress! (death march)

Hare - That Guy

 

1/18/15 #287 - Got MLK?

Hares - First In Ass & Phi Fi No Cum


1/1/2015 #286 - New Year's Day Hangover Hash

Hares - Grampa YankMyDick & Farteen


12/14/14 #285 - GREEN DRESS

Hares - Daily Newd & Toyz For Twatz & I Do... For Now

 

11/23/14 #284 - Farteen's Rainy Misadventure

Hare - Farteen

 

10/19/14 #283 King Cumnoniwannaleiyou Hash

Hare - Rubber Commando

 

10/5/14 #282 UHHH 16th Analversary Hash!

Hare - Grampa YankMyDick & Farteen & Spanks For Cumming

 

9/19/14 #281 Upstate / Greenville Leg of Carolina Hobo Hash

Hares - Crackin’ Open A Cold One & NFHN Haley (named Code Red)

 

9/7/14 #280 Rubber's Bash!

Hare - Rubber Commando

 

8/28/14 #279 Thursty Thursday Hash

Hare - Grampa YankMyDick

 

8/2/14 #278 A Hash Too Far

Hare - Pole Dancer

 

7/19/14 #277 Slappy's Quest for Beer

Hares - Slappy & NFHN Austin

 

7/6/14 #276 Parks And Wreckreation

Hares - Summers Eve Douche & Dixty9

 

6/22/14 #275 2014 Drink N Drive Hash

Hares - That Guy & Dixty9

 

4/14/14 #274 Pretty In Pink Hash

Hare - That Guy

 

3/23/14 #273 The Return of the Revenge of Narcoleptic Noodle

Hares - Narcoleptic Noodle & Pole Dancer

 

2/23/14 #272 2014 Red Dress Run!

Hares - Crackin’ Open A Cold One & Grampa YankMyDick

 

2/2/14 #271 Super Bowl XLVIII Hash

Hares - That Guy & Rubber Commando & NFHN Marjorie (named Spanks Of America)

 

1/19/14 #270 NFHN Topher's Naming

Hares - Princess Gerbil Jacker & NFHN Topher

(named Frisky Mom)

 

1/1/14 #269 New Beer's Day trail

Hare - Creepy Fucker

 

12/21/13 #268 Green Dress Hash 2013

Hares - Pole Dancer & Grampa YankMyDick

 

12/15/13 #267 Toys for Tots Eggnog Challenge

Hares - Pole Dancer & Daily Newd

 

10/27/13 #266 15th Analversary for Upstate!

Hare - Pole Dancer

 

9/15/13 #265 End of Summer Hash

Hare - That Guy

 

8/28/13 #264 2013 Drink N Drive Hash

Hares - Rubber Commando & Grampa YankMyDick

 

8/18/13 #263 UHHH vs. Charlotte SLOSHBALL!

Upstate WON!

 

8/4/13 #262 Out of Towners Hash, Asheville Edition

Hare - Princess Gerbil Jacker

 

7/28/13 #261 Joint Hash!

Hare - Crackin’ Open A Cold One

 

7/18/13 #260 Summer Thursday Evening Hash

Hares - That Guy & Grampa YankMyDick

 

6/20/13 #259  WWPD? (What Would Pagans Do?)

Hares - NFHN Audrey & NFHN Marissa (named Ten In The Den & Two Pound Wrapper)

 

5/19/13 #258 Lady In Red Hash

Hares - Rubber Commando & Grampa YankMyDick

 

2/23/13 #257 Joint (yes) Greenville / Upstate Red Dress Run

Hare - Pink-N-Stink

 

1/20/13 #256 Memorial Hash for Cock Doc

Hares - Pole Dance & Daily Newd

 

1/1/13 #255 UH3 New Year's Day Hangover Hash 2013

Hares - That Guy and NFHN Audrey

 

12/16/12 #254 Tasteless Holiday Hash

Hares - Rubber Commando & DownNDirty & NFHN Lauren (named Two Girls, One Knife)

 

12/2/12 #253 GREEN DRESS

Hare - Pole Dancer

 

11/17/12 #252 SUIT UP HASH

Hares - Crackin’ Open A Cold One & Grampa YankMyDick

 

11/4/12 #251 Fall Father / Son Hash

Hares - Crackin’ Open A Cold One & Alfred Fishcock

 

10/21/12 #250 Upstate Hash House Harriers Hash

Hares - That Guy & NFHN Michael

(named Urine The Family / You Remind Me Of My Brother, On Whom I've Pissed)

 

9/27/12 #249 Offensive T-Shirt Hash

Hares - Pimple Rain & Rubber Commando & and NFHN Russ (named HarshBrown Beat Down)

 

9/16/12 #248 WTF HASH, Part Deux

Hares - Quaker Cream Pie & Crackin’ Open A Cold One

 

9/2/12 #247 Batteries Not Included

Hare - Crackin’ Open A Cold One & Mama Hoes Best

 

8/26/12 #246 OMG, FARTEEN IS HARING!

Hare - Farteen & Chum Rag

 

8/16/12 #245 Cleveland Park Beware!

Hares - Rubber Commando & Lock The Door, Whore

 

7/29/12 #244 Can't Beat Our Meat Hash

Hares - Crackin’ Open A Cold One

 

7/15/12 #243 Shiver My Timber Float Hash

Hares - Creepy Fucker & NFHN Emily (named Quaker Cream Pie)

 

7/5/12 #242 Cinco De Mayo Hash (on hash time)

Hares - Grampa YankMyDick & NFHN Michael (named Crakin’ Open A Cold One)

 

6/16/12 #241 Not Your Father's Day Hash

Hares: OH, Oh, oh, Vomit & Midgets In A Lost Fiero & NFHN Joe

(named Mama Hoes Best - As In WHORE)

 

5/20/12 #240 Welfare Mothers Make Better Lovers Hash

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & NFHN Tim & NFHN Derek

(named TimCain & I Think I’m Gay)

 

4/22/12 #239 The Earth Day Hash

Hare - Rubber Commando

 

4/8/12 #238 Fluffy Fucker Egg Sucker Hash

Hares - Spread Eagle & Just Dave

 

3/24/12 #237 What the WTF Hash?!?!

Hares - Midgets In A Lost Fiero & OH, Oh, oh, Vomit & Stroke Rattle And Roll

 

2/26/12 #236 Wino, Cheese, and Girlscout Cookie Hash

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & Lady And The Tramp Stamp

 

2//12 #235 Upstate Red Dress 2012

Hares - Grampa YankMyDick & Midgets In A Lost Fiero

 

1/29/12 #234 Puzzle Day Hash

Hares - Farteen & NFHN Sarah (named Spex Mex)

 

1//15/12 #233 Got MLK?

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & I Do… For Now

 

1/1/12 #232 New Years Day Hangover Hash

Hares - Grampa YankMyDick & Creepy Fucker

 

12/11/11 #231 The Green Dress Toys for Tots Hash

Hares - Rigor Mortis & Daily Newd & Pole Dancer

 

12/20/11 #230 The Trail of Beers

Hare - Pink-N-Stink

 

11/6/11 #229 80’s Hash

Hares - First In Ass & The Other White Meat & Pole Dancer

 

10/23/11 #228 Rage Against The Machete - The War On Shiggy

Hares - Three Hole Punch & NFHN Heather (named Lock The Door, Whore)

 

10/9/11 #227 Inter Carolinas/Divorce Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer & Twattoo

 

9/25/11 #226 BASH II: Pink-n-Stink Boogaloo

Hare - Pink-N-Stink

 

9/22/11 #225 End of Summer Bar Crawl Hash

Hare - Poll Dancer

 

9/17/11 #224 Hash, Dash, B-Day Bash

Hare Info Lost

 

9/11/11 #223 Oran'g you glad you Mimosa Hashed

Hares - Midgets In A Lost Fiero & NFHN Lori 

(named Hanger Banger, later renamed Stroke Rattle And Roll)

 

8/28/11 #222 Total Recall Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer & Grampa YankMyDick

 

8/13/11 #221 Someone is going to drown II: This time…

Hares - Pole Dancer & Kindergarten Cock

 

7/31/11 #220 In Memoriam of No Fuckin’ Hardware

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & Grampa YankMyDick

 

7/21/11 #219 Bosom Buddies Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer & NFHN Erika & NFHN Ben (named First In Ass & ?)

 

7/10/11 #218 Don't Fear The Reaper Hash

Hare - Daily Newd

 

6/23/11 #217 Hot as Balls Hash

Hares - BJs For Balls & Just Thomas

 

6/18/11 #216 Father's Day / Bad Parenting Hash

Hares - Cumstang & Kindergarten Cock & Farteen

 

6/17/11 #215 EMERGENCY HASH

Hare - Pink-N-Stink

 

6/5/11 #214 Back by Popular Demand Hash

Hare - Pole Dancer

 

5/22/11 #213 Gettin' Shiggy With It Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer & NFHN Moira

(named <Something long>, later renamed The Other White Meat)

 

5/14/11 #212 The DTDD Memorial Hash

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & Grampa YankMyDick & Farteen (driving)

 

4/28/11 #211 Down Town Alive Hash

Hares - OH, Oh, oh, Vomit & Midgets In A Lost Fiero

 

4/14/11 #210 A simple Thursday night hash

Hare - Pole Dancer

 

3/27/11 #209 The Mild Tomfoolery Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer & OH Oh oh Vomit

 

3/12/11 #208 March Madness Hoops Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Farteen

 

2/20/11 #207 The High Cholesterol Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer & Needle Thruster

 

2/5/11 #206 - Red Dress Hash 2011!

Hares - Skidmark & Pole Dancer & NFHN Dorinda

(named Lady And The Tramp Stamp)

 

1/16/11 #205 (MLK) International Hash

Hares - Habanero Handjob & Rubber Commando & I Do… For Now & NFHN Marty

(named Midgets In a Lost Fiero)

 

1/1/11 #204 New Year's Day Hangover Hash

Hare - Needle Thruster

 

12/12/10 #203 13th Annual UHHH Green Dress - Family Support Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer & Daily Newd

 

11/20/10 #202 Upstate H3's Dirty Dozen Analversary!

Hares - Chum Rag & BJ’s For Balls

 

10/16/10 #201 Pink-N-Stink and Buffalo Wings Wedding Hash

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & Grampa YankMyDick

 

9/18/10 #200 Upstate Hash House Harrier's 200th Hash

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & I Do... For Now

 

9/11/10 #199 - Redneck Homecoming Hash!

Hare - Ultimate Peculiar Smell

 

8/21/10 #198 Sick of City Life Hash

Hare - BJs For Balls

 

8/7/10 #197 Daily Newd's (Tentatively) Not Dead Yet Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Grampa YankMyDick & NFHN Sami

(named Buffalo Wings)

 

7/31/10 #196 No Cocky Bukkake's Imminent Departure Pub Crawl

Hare - No Cocky Bukkake

 

7/24/10 #195 White Trash Hash

Hares - I Do... For Now & Pole Dancer

Oops

 

7/1/10 #194 BOOM AMERICA DEMOCRACY FREEDOM - GOODBYE HASH

Hares - Red Dick Blue Balls & Rip Van Tinkle & Italian Job

 

6/27/10 #193 When in Rome-an Hash - TOGA!

Hares - No Cocky Bukkake & Sand Tramp & Dumbass & NFHN Roman 

(NFHN Tom named Just Kick Me In The Balls)

 

6/12/10 #192 Bathing Suit Hash

Hares - NFHN Melissa and NFHN Tom (NFHN Melissa named Hood Ornament)

 

5/27/10 #191 Drink 'n' Drive!

Hares - Cumstang & NFHN Tom & NFHN Melissa

 

5/16/10 #190 King Cumoniwannalaya Hash VII

Hares - No Cocky Bukkake & Sand Tramp & NFHN Shawn (named Creepy Fucker)

 

5/2/10 #189 Stinko de Mayo (The Dirty Sanchez)

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & NFHN Nikki (named Sand Tramp)

 

4/18/10 #188 Pickup Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer & No Cocky Bukkake

 

4/3/10 #187 The Hash for the Holy Ale

Hares - UPS and Seven Inches ProbeDD

 

3/7/10 #186 Wayward Seoul's Hash

Hares - Skid Mark & Grandslammer & Red Headed Slut

 

2/27/10 #185 Emergency Pickup Hash

Hares - Grampa & Spanks For Cumming

 

2/20/10 #184 Upstate's Red Dress

 

 

2/13/10 #183 Myrtle Beach Invasion

Hares - I Do… For Now & Grampa YankMyDick

 

1/31/10 #182 Beer Mile

Hare - BJs For Balls

 

1/17/10 #181 Got MLK?

Hares - NFHN Rob & NFHN Tawny (named Faker's Half Dozen & My First Asian)

 

1/1/10 #180 New Year Day's Hangover Hash

 

 

12/13/09 #179 11th Anal Green Dress Hash

 

 

11/29/09 #178 11th Analversary Hash

Hares - Grampa YankMyDick & Farteen & NFHN Chad & NFHN Debra

 

11/28/09 #177 Turkey Trot After Dark

 

 

11/22/09 #176 Bad Santa Hash

 

 

11/15/09 #175 Grand Master Pickup Hash

 

 

11/1/09 #174 Halloween Hangover Hash

 

 

10/18/09 #173 Pre-Halloween Hash

 

 

10/4/09 #172 BASH

 

 

9/27/09 #171 Jort Hash

 

 

9/12/09 #170 Beer Olympics

 

 

8/15/09 #169 Elvis is ALIVE

Hares - Daily Newd & Farteen

 

8/9/09 #168 Tribute to Higher Education / Farewell you FF to G-Spot

 

 

8/6/09 #167 Habenero Handjob's Big Hawaii 5-0

 

 

7/31/09 #166 Pickup Hash

 

 

7/23/09 #165 Drink and Drive IV

 

 

7/12/09 #164 Dog Dayz of Summer

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & Buster Hymen

 

 

7/3/09 #163 Premature Explosion Hash II

Hares - BJs For Balls & NFHN Andrew & NFHN John

 

6/25/09 #162 Wine and Cheese Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Comes Infrequently

 

6/14/09 #161 SCNC 2009 - Fat Boy Trail

 

 

6/13/09 #160 SCNC 2009 - Main Trail

 

 

6/12/09 #159 SCNC 2009 - Shooting Star Trail

 

 

5/?/2009 #158 Wedding Hash

 

 

5/17/09 #157 St. Paddy's Day Hash (on hash time)

Hares - I Do… For Now & Daily Newd & Grampa YankMyDick (driving)

 

5/5/09 #156 Cinco De Mayo

Hares - I Do… For Now & No Cocky Bukkake

 

4/19/09 #155 Gansta Hash II

Hares - I Do… For Now & FNHN Bob & NFHN Kat (named Habanero Handjob & Face Shot)

 

3/29/09 #154 April Fools Hash

Hares - BJ 4 Balls & Hunka, Hunka Grindin’ Love

 

3/15/09 #153 Wedding Hash for Meat Lover and Busted Cummer

Hares - No Fucking Hardware & Special Third Hand

 

3/7/09 #152 Sloshball vs. Charlotte

Upstate WON, Red Baron renamed BJs For Balls

 

2/21/09 #151 UHHH's 10th Anal Red Dress

Hares - Daily Newd & Rigor Mortis & NFHN Maggie (named Farteen)

 

1/25/09 #150 "Got MLK?”

Hares - Red Baron & Hunka Hunka Grindin’ Love & Geri Hat Tricks

 

1/11/09 #149 Sorry Excuse For A Hash Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & I Do… For Now

 

1/1/09 #148 New Year Day's Memosa Mile

Hares - I Do… For Now & Needle Thruster

 

12/14/08 #147 Green Dress Hash 2008

Hares - Daily Newd & Pole Dancer & Grampa YankMyDick & Toyz for Twatz

 

11/30/08 #146 Yet Another Downtown Hash

Hares - No Fucking Hardware & Red Headed Slut

 

11/16/08 #145 We Need To Have A Fucking Hash

Hares - No Cocky Bukkake & Up Chuck Florist

 

11/4/08 #144 Grand Master Celebration Pub Crawl

Locations - City Tavern to Corner Pocket to Audies

 

10/21/08 #143 10th Analversary Hash

Hares - Blewonder & Buster Hymen & NFHN Jill

 

9/14/08 #142 Black Tie Affair

Hares - Toyz for Twats & Foreplay for $1000 & NFHN Kevin

 

9/13/08 #141 Marvel Poker Run

Hares - Ultimate Peculiar Smell & Seven Inches ProbeDD

 

8/31/08 #140 Military Appreciation Boot Camp Hash

Hares - Father of the Year & Hunka Hunka Grindin' Love

 

8/24/08 #139 Drink and Drive III

Hares - I Do… For Now & Narcoleptic Noodle & No Cocky Bukkake

 

8/16/08 #138 Full Moon Hash #1

Hare - Daily Newd

 

7/27/08 #137 Someone's gonna drown Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Pole Dancer

 

7/20/08 #136 Bike Hash

 

 

7/12/08 #135 Not Another F*ing Needle Thruster Hash

Hare - Grampa YankMyDick

 

7/3/08 #134 Premature Explosion Hash

Hares - Needle Thruster & Can't Find the G-Spot & Red Baron

 

6/22/08 #133 Pickup Hash

Starting Hare - UpChuck Florist

 

6/8/08 #132 You won't feel a thing

Hares - Little Prick & Needle Thruster

 

5/15/08 #131 Ides of May

Hares - I Do… For Now & Ass Pocket & Needle Thruster & NFHN Amy (named Geri Hat Tricks)

 

5/4/08 #130 Sendero de mierda Hash presents the Cinco De Mayo Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Rigor Mortis & Up Chuck Florist

 

4/24/08 #129 Thursday Night Hash - Haulin', Movin’

Hares - No Cocky Bukkake & Narcoleptic Noodle.  

(Trail cut short after 1st leg because of landowner with cell phone calling cops.)

(“You *seem* intelligent...”)

 

4/20/08 #128 Redneck Hot Tub Hash

Hares - Ultimate Peculiar Smell and Grampa YankMyDick

 

4/18/08 #127 Farewell 7 Seconds Pub CrawlWho brought the muggles?

Hare - 7 Seconds

 

3/30/08 #126 Divorce Hash

Hares - I Do… For Now & Pink-N-Stink & Buster Hymen

 

3/16/08 #125 St. Patrick's Day Hash

Hares - UpChuck Florist & Narcoleptic Noodle

 

3/12/08 #124 Daily Newd's B-Day Pub Crawl

Blue Ridge Brewery & Corner Pocket

 

3/2/08 #123 Can't Wait 'Til Summer Hash

Hares - Buster Hymen & Toyz For Twatz & Foreplay For A Thousand

 

2/17/08 #122 Red Dress Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Pole Dancer

 

2/8/08 #121 TMI, Bye Bye Bowl Hash

Hareless, but No Cocky Bukkaky got a bonus ball…

 

1/20/08 #120 No Snow /Pre Superbowl Hash

Hares - No Fucking Hardware & Seaman Reefer

 

1/6/08 #119 Armenian Christmas Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Lady Long Legs

NFHN Katie named Foreplay For A Thousand

Engine Rear’d renamed Ripple Nipple

 

12/30/07 #118 Bloody Johnson's Return

Hares - No Cocky Bukkake & UpChuck Florist & I Do… For Now

 

12/9/07 #117 Green Dress Hash

Hares - Toyz For Twats & Daily Newd & Pole Dancer

NFHN Becky named Engine-Rear'd

 

11/25/07 #116 3rd Not So Anal Divorce Pub Crawl

Hare - I Do… For Now

 

11/18/07 #115 9th Analversary Hash!

Hares - Buster Hymen & Blewwonder

 

10/28/07 #114 Rocktober Hash

Hares - Pink-N-Stink & Father Of The Year

 

10/11/07 #113 Rigor Mortis Wedding

 

 

10/4/07 #112 Rigor Mortis Bachelor Pub Crawl

 

 

9/31/07 #111 Octoberfest Hash

Hares - Ultimate Peculiar Smell & Seven Inches ProbeDD & Father Of The Year

 

9/15/07 #110 Peter Pan Hash

Hares - Ultimate Peculiar Smell & Seven Inches ProbeDD

 

9/9/07 #109 Phantom Hash

Hares - Seven Seconds & Father Of The Year

 

8/26/07 #108 Rebel / Yankee Hash

Hares - Lady Long Legs & Piss Pants

 

8/11/07 #107 2nd Anal Drink N Drive Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Pole Dancer & Narcoleptic Noodle

 

7/ /07 #106 BASH - Tour de Taylors

Hares - Upchuck Florist & Whirlpools Bitch

Whirlpools Bitch renamed Skidmark (at some point in the next 10 hashes)

 

7/ /07 #105 Firecracker

 

 

6/ /07 #104 Kumoniwannalaya Hash

Hares - Rear End Bonus & No Cocky Bukkake & NFHN Lou (driving)

 

6/ /07 #103 

Hares - Got MILF? & Snake Fucker & NFHN Antonia

 

6/1/07 #102 

Hares - Rigor Mortis & No Fucking Hardware

 

5/ / 07 #101 Half Assed Hash

Hares - Needle Thruster & No Fucking Hardware & Just Lisa (driving beer mini)

 

5/5/07 #100 Cinco De Mayo / 100th Hash Extravaganza!

Hares - Narcoleptic Noodle & Daily Newd (special guest hare - Rigor Mortis!)

NFHN Thad named Father Of The Year

NFHN Ashleigh named I Got Paid

NFHN Kaycee named Toyz For Twatz

NFHN Blake named Upchuck Florist

NFHN Ronnie named Paper Or Plastic

NFHN Tess named Princess Lay Ya

 

4/ /07 #99 Cops & Robbers F’ed Up Hash

Hares - Got MILF? & Lusty Pudd

 

4/3/07 #98 Seven Seconds Bachelor Hash

Hares - Ass Pocket & Straight-up Nasty

NFHN James named Ultimate Peculiar Smell

 

3/25/07 #97 The March Madness Hash

Hares - Needle Thruster & NFHN Rob

 

3/ /07 #96 Thursday Short Hash

 

 

3/ /07 #95 Newd & Norris Birthday Surprise Hash

Hares - Buster Hymen & Daily Newd & Norris

 

3/5/07 #94 Goodbye Grandslammer Pub Crawl

Hares - Grandslammer & I Do… For Now

NFHN Harmonie named Drama Queen

 

2/ /07 #93 Poker Hash

Hares - Rigor Mortis & Narcoleptic Noodle

 

1/28/07 #92 Pre Super Bowl Super Duper Hash

Hares - Pole Dancer & Needle Thruster & Red Headed Slut

NFHN Sean named Whirlpools Bitch (Later renamed Skidmark)

 

1/14/07 #91 Son of MLK

Hares - Got MILF? & Pole Dancer & NFHN Heather

 

12/ / 06 #90 Green Dress Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Pole Dancer & Lady Long Legs (driver)

Rug Doctor renamed I Do… For Now

 

#89 Ozzy Osborne Birthday Bash

 Hares - Seven Seconds & Semper Felonious

 

11/19/06 #88 Photo Hash

Hares - Ass Pocket & No Cocky Bukkake & Rigor Mortis

 

10/29/06 #87 Halloween Hash

Hares - Butt Sex Is Available & Grandslammer & Rug Doctor & Bloody Johnson

NFHN Jon named Needle Thruster

 

10/7/06 #86 Oktoberfest

Hares - I Waited For This? & Bloody Johnson & Narcoleptic Noodle & She’s Hot, I’m Not (driver)

 

9/24/06 #85 

Hares - Blewonder & Buster Hymen

 

9/ /06 #84

Hares - Rigor Mortis & Papa Don’t Peek

NFHN Becca named Red Headed Slut

 

8/20/06 #83 Rastafarian Hash

Hares - Late Bloomer & Narcoleptic Noodle

 

8/ /06 #82 Pickup Hash

 

 

7/30/06 #81 

Hares - Semper Felonious & Seven Seconds & Ass Pocket

NFHN Renee named Got MILF?

 

7/20/06 #80 Wine and Cheese Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Rug Doctor

 

7/9/06 #79 Super Short Summer Hash

Hare - Pole Dancer

 

6/29/06 #78 Drink & Drive Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & I Waited For This & Late Bloomer & Lady Long Legs (driver)

NFHN Carrie named Grandslammer

 

6/ /06 #77 Narcoleptic Noodles Half-Ass Bachelor Bash Hash & Pub Crawl

Hare - Narcoleptic Noodle

 

6/11/06 #76 Full Moon Hash

Hares - Rigor Mortis & Dropped Trou

 

6/4/06 #75 Upper Class High Society Eastside Hash

Hares - Prom Queen & Buster Hymen

 

5/21/06 #74 Mr. T Birthday Hash

Hares - Narcoleptic Noodle & Ass Pocket & Late Bloomer

 

5/ /06 #73 Wedding Hash Crash

Hares - Piss Tumble & Titty Titty Gang Bang

 

5/5/06 #72 Cinco de Mayo

Hares - Rigor Mortis & Seven Seconds

 

/ /06 #71 Hangover Hash

Hare - Narcoleptic Noodle

 

/ /06 #70 Midnight Newd Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Seven Seconds

 

/ /06 #69 The Grand Debauchery

Hares - Strokes Twice Daily & Peter Extension & Lady Long Legs (driver)

 

/ /06 #68 Havoc on Augusta Hash

Hares - Semper Felonious & Vidget Fucker & Moose Knuckle, MD

NFHN Adam named She’s Hot, I’m Not

 

3/19/06 #67 St. Pattys Day Hash

Hares - Narcoleptic Noodle & Titty Titty Gang Bang & Piss Tumble & Chair Banger (driver)

NFHN Scott named Rigor Mortis

 

3/12/06 #66 Daily Newd Surprise Birthday Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Lady Long Legs

Open Leg Rock Her renamed Butt Sex Is Available

 

2/26/06 #65 Super Secret Hash

Hare didn’t show

 

2/12/06 #64 Red Dress

Hares - Seven Seconds & Open Leg Rock Her

NFHN Mahalia named Ass Pocket

 

1/29/06 #63 Pre-Super Sunday Hash

Hares - Lady Long Legs & NFHN Tanya & Just Hillary

NFHN Tanya named Open Leg Rock Her

NFHN Hillary named Once Bitten Twice Shy

 

1/15/06 #62 MLK Jr. Hash

Hares - Peggy Pullanasti & Rug Doctor & NFHN Matt (driver)

Peggy Pullanasti renamed Pole Dancer

NFHN Ray named No Cocky Bukkake

 

12/11/05 #61 8th Annual Green Dress Hash

Hares - Touch My Innards & Narcoleptic Noodle & Daily Newd

 

 / /05 #60 D.R.U.N.K. Hash

Hares - Peggy Pullanasti & Rug Renovator

 

 / /05 #59 Downtown Beer Mile - “G-Vegas Olimpiks"

Hares - Seven Seconds & Narcoleptic Noodle

Rug Doctor renamed Rug Renovator

 

9/22/05 #58 After Work Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Narcoleptic Noodle

NFHN John named Rug Renovator

 

8/20/05 #57 Brick City 5000

Hares - Peggy Pullanasti & NFHN Paul

 

 7/  /05 #56 Hotter Than Hell Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Moose Knuckle, MD

NSHN Jay named Chair Banger

 

7/9/05 #55 Beautiful Berea Hash

Hares - Daily Newd & Peggy Pullanasti

 

6/23/05 #54 Country Bumpkin Hash

Hares - Narcoleptic Noodle & Touch My Innards

 

5/ / 05 #53 Cinco de Mayo Hash

No Hare Info

NFHN John named Peggy Pullanasti

 

4/25/05 #52 Montebello Mountain Hash

Hares - Strokes Twice Daily & Yoda TML

 

3/17/05 #51 St. Patrick’s Day Green Beer Hash

Hares - Narcoleptic Noodle & NFHN Brad & NFHN Natalie

NFHN Brad named Touch My Innards (TMI)

 

2/13/05 #50 VD Day Hash

Hares - Buster Hymen & Daily Newd

 

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